Wednesday, June 22, 2022

The Legion of Silly Dinosaurs Special: T. rex Vs Everything!!!

 


In the course of my blogging, I’ve covered toy dinos, and in the process, I’ve covered a fair amount of genuine science. This all reminded me that once upon a time, I tried my hand at actual paleontology. That led me as mar as Youtube and other dark corners of the internet, where I quickly found people fixated on one question: What could kill a Tyrannosaurus rex? For something different, I decided to throw my hat in the ring. So, here goes…

 

What’s the big deal about Tyrannosaurus?

Since the time of its discovery, Tyrannosaurus rex has been the most famous of dinosaurs, especially in the United States. In the process, however, it has become iconic enough that comparatively little is known about what made it unique. Here are the facts about what made T. rex different from other carnivorous dinosaurs.

 

1.     T. rex was part of a lineage that lived in the latest Cretaceous period. Its most notable relative was Tarbosaurus bataar, believed by some to be a second Tyrannosaurus species. T. bataar is also among the best known of all carnosaurs by the quantity and quality of specimens.

2.     It was among the largest therepod dinosaurs species by size and weight. It was 12 to 13 meters in length and about 4 meters in height, dimensions probably only significantly exceeded by the semi-aquatic carnivore Spinosaurus aegypticus and the herbivorous protobird Therizinosaurus cheloniformis respectively. Its total weight is estimated as 8 to 10 tons (imperial or metric doesn’t matter much), roughly twice the size of typical T. bataar specimens and comparable to Giganotosaurus and Carcharadontosaurus.

3.     It was among the most robust carnosaurs, with an especially heavy skull. The massive skull would have provided a correspondingly powerful bite and significant resistance to impacts and other trauma. It may in some cases have outweighed significantly larger carnosaurs, notably Spinosaurus.

4.     The Tyrannosaurus/ Tarbosaurus line were among the last known large therepods, with T. bataar dated 70 million years ago and T. rex found virtually up to the K-T boundary marking the end-Cretaceous mass extinction 65 million years ago. As a result, most if not all other carnivores had disappeared, with the exception of the dromaeosaurid and troodontid protobirds.

 

Can we make T. rex mortal???

In the course of looking at material on hypothetical face-offs between T. rex and other dinos, what immediately stood out to me is that lay audiences seem genuinely surprised or confused by the idea of a tyrannosaur being vulnerable to anything, even other dinosaurs. This all goes along with my long-running rant about dinosaur movies. It makes for good drama to have humans powerless against dinosaurs, as they might well be if you simply dropped a band of civilians into a Mesozoic ecosystem without warning. But when it comes to armed and prepared human parties who might face dinosaurs on equal terms, Hollywood’s answer has usually been either to make weapons inexplicably useless (see Planet of Dinosaurs) or just have the only properly armed person(s) get eaten first.

A good start to overcoming the hype is to consider the largest common predator in the present, the African lion. A typical male lion can weigh between 180 and 220 kg, while females weigh 120-140 kg. On further consideration, their size is a major but rarely decisive factor in conflicts with other species. Lions can and do kill considerably larger prey, like the Cape buffalo, which can weigh over 850 kg, as well as the young of even larger hippos and elephants. At the same time, there are plenty of smaller animals that offer a significant threat to a lion. The spotted hyena, the lion’s most numerous competitor, is only about 60 kg, but has literally crushing jaws and often far superior numbers. A warthog is as big as a lioness, with formidable tusks. An ostrich weighing 100-140 kg has claws that can deal with a lion of any size. Even a zebra is capable enough that lions will usually wait until one can be separated from the herd.

The lesson of this exercise is that the effectively invincible predator simply cannot exist in a terrestrial ecosystem. Size alone can only decide the issue at 5 to 1 or more, and to get that kind of difference in a living apex carnivore, you would have to turn from the big cats to the bears, which alternate between predation, scavenging and omnivory. The T. rex, as we will see, may have had more advantages than a lion, but even it could not have existed without other species large enough to hold their own and conceivably win against it. So, let’s consider the lineup…

 

Spinosaurus

This is the one that simply must be put out of the way. Thanks to the Jurassic Park franchise, this is the one people think of as a rival to rex. Alas, even setting aside the problem that the latest spinosaurids predate the tyrannosaurs by over 20 million years, what we have is less like an epic duel than the time Muhammad Ali fought a sumo wrestler. (Yeah, that happened…) To begin with, the spinosaurs lived in lakes, marshes and brackish waters, where the tyrannosaurs would have lived in open plains and even semi-arid deserts. For a confrontation to happen at all, there would have to be an inciting incident, like a large carcass on the shoreline or perhaps an intraspecies conflict that pushed a tyrannosaur from its normal habitat. It would still be the spino’s choice to attack, retreat or simply let the intruder eat and leave, with the last being far more likely if the element of surprise was already lost. If it did take aggressive action, the spino’s advantages would all come from the greater reach of its unusually long head and claws. Ultimately, it would be on par with a rapier against a battle axe, and if the first strike did not settle the matter, things would go rapidly downhill for the side with the lighter weapon. All in all, this simply demonstrates why large carnivores will usually avoid each other given the opportunity.

 

Deinocheirus

This dino, full name D. mirificus, was once the greatest unsolved mystery in paleontology, known only from a gigantic pair of arms. It remains the most intriguing of several herbivorous and omnivorous “mega raptors” to approach the tyrannosaurs’ size and mass, of further note for coexisting with T. bataar as well as the similarly armed Therizinosaurus (pun unavoidable). From what we know now, it was a very large, somewhat primitive ornithimid, as heavy as T. bataar and comparable to Rex in height. In ecological terms, it was equivalent to a bear, complementing its plant diet with fish and possibly small or already deceased dinosaurs.  While several specimens show chomping from T. bataar, their relationship may have been more complex than that of prey and predator. Under specific conditions, the species could have fought on equal terms over carrion, territory, and even access to water. As with the spino, Deinocheirus would have the advantage of reach in the first exchange, and could easily deal a fatal blow. Against a tyrannosaur already moving at attack speed, however, this would amount to mutually assured destruction, and matters would be far worse if the full-time predator got in a strike from behind. The likeliest outcome is that both species would have stayed out of each other’s way in all but the most trying circumstances.

 

Ankylosaurus

Now, we’re getting into dinos that actually coexisted with T. rex, and this is another that would have been best avoided. It was “only” about 5 tons and 9-10 meters long, but it was the epitome of armed and armored, with plates, spikes, a massive tail club and a wide, thick skull that by my own assessment would have been effective for head-butting. With its own massive head, Rex probably would have had as good a chance as anything at surviving a direct hit from the club, but a strike to the lower leg or foot could have had even more dire consequences for its ability to hunt and fight. The only angles of attack would have been to tear open the belly or cripple a leg. Even in Hollywood, Rex leaves these guys alone.

 

Triceratops

This is the most important one to consider, as these dinos were not only among the most numerous herbivores in Rex’s habitat, but have been found with clear evidence of being chomped on by it. As with Deinocheirus, the parameters are favorable if the predator can get in the first strike from behind, rapidly less so in a frontal attack. Here, however, the herbivore was about the same mass as Rex, and had a solid frill that could have actually stopped its bite. The most likely course of an engagement would have been attrition in the manner of a Komodo dragon. Most ideally, a first strike to a hind limb would have inflicted both heavy blood loss and enough damage to limit the trike’s ability to bring its horns to bear against a second pass. From there, the point-blank grappling loved by the movies really is about right; however, it was only likely if something had already gone wrong for the Rex. Ironically, the one thing that could have driven a tyrannosaur to impatience was if a wounded or dying prey from going into the territory of another predator or somewhere entirely inaccessible. Otherwise, it could afford to wait.

 

Hadrosaurs

These are the dinosaurs that usually get counted as easy prey, something I personally have found misguided. At face value, they are the equivalent of a zebra, large but neither armed nor well-protected. The deeper lesson, however, is that temperament matters as much as anatomy, especially for social animals, and if there’s one thing we know about hadrosaurs in particular, it’s that they were among the most gregarious dinosaurs that ever existed. They were tougher than they look individually. Among other things, the characteristic beaks were more like that of a parrot or a snapping turtle than a duck. In terms of size alone, familiar species like Parasauralophus and Corythosaurus routinely fell in the 2-4 metric ton range, with outliers like Shangtungasaurus approaching or even exceeding that of Rex.  An entire herd standing their ground would have been formidable, while a nesting colony of the kind known for Maiasaura would surely have been highly dangerous even to approach. The bottom line is, creatures like these do not get to be among the most numerous in their ecosystems without being very capable of defending themselves.

 

Sickle-claws

Another face-off set up by the JP franchise is that of Rex against the sickle-clawed dinosaurs. What I have found amusing is that there is little if any suggestion of the raptors posing a threat to the tyrannosaur in the movies or the original books (and I read the novel first, dammit). What is true is that these little scrappers were among the only carnivores that even coexisted with Rex, so they were “competitors” in that sense. However, this does not mean they were hyenas to a Rex’s lion. Even the generously sized Velociraptor/ Deinonychus composites shown on screen and in the novel would be in the 100-200 kg range, which is only 1-2% of a somewhat conservative 8 metric ton size for Rex. Throw in more recent finds like Utahraptor and Dakotaraptor, and you will still only get 300-450 kg, maybe 500 on the outside. Realistically, the only occasions when raptors would have fought a Rex would be if the hypercarnivore tried to take their hard-earned food, which is a fair enough reading of the finale of the first JP movie. For once, Hollywood got this right the first time; when Rex arrives, the raptors leave or get their tails chewed off.

 

Alamosaurus

This was a late-surviving titanosaur coexisting with Rex, with a mass possibly rivaling the 80+ tons of now more familiar South American species like Argentinosaurus. Like all sauropods, it was armed with a powerful tail and clawed forelimbs. By conventional wisdom, even Rex would only have fed on subadults and carcasses of the already deceased. However, the sauropod did have significant armor, which only makes sense if it was at least occasionally threatened by the theropod. By implication, the absolute power of Rex’s bite was consequential even to an animal that outweighed it 10 to 1. As with Deinocheirus, it is also possible that conflicts occurred for reasons beyond simple predation. A clash between the two would have been rare, terrifying and awesome.

 

Alioramus

This may be saving the least for last, yet it is in many ways the most intriguing in its implications. Alioramus remotus was a tyrannosaurid found with T. bataar, described from a single set of fragmentary and apparently juvenile remains. More recently, a second species A. altai was described from more complete remains. Between the two, size estimates range from 400 kg to 700 kg. As such, they are quite possibly the largest predators to coexist with either tyrannosaur species, and the most direct evidence that a carnosaur larger than the Utahraptor could survive in their habitat. Alioramus would have remained fairly inconsequential to an adult T. bataar, but would have been a credible threat to juveniles. Given the poor state of remains, the apparent rarity of Alioramus must be at least in part an artifact of preservation bias. By implication, their longevity, range and even size are fairly likely to have been underestimated. Even so, their absence from later strata and North America in particular paints a bleak picture of the fate of smaller theropods once Rex arrived.


In conclusion, what we come back to is the problem of perspective. To us, T. rex is almost unimaginably huge, far larger than any existing predator except the whales. It is only natural that we would see it as an unstoppable monster. To view it as a living, vulnerable animal need not be a letdown. On the contrary, it should reinforce the respect for nature that good dino fiction has taught all along. A bear, a dog, an ostrich, or even an irate parrot can all kill you if you do not show them respect. So follow the example of the prudent T. rex, and give all living things the space and care they deserve. That’s all for now, so I’m signing out with a Rex lineup!



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